Automation One Arcade
Printer Bash.
Roll the cold-open: a fed-up office worker pitches their dead printer out the second-storey window. It tumbles, hits the parking lot, and your turn begins. Spacebar swings the bat. Pulverize it.
Old Printer Neutralized
Time for a machine that actually works!
You finished it in 0 hits. Let Automation One recommend a quiet, reliable replacement before the next office meltdown.
Disclaimer For entertainment purposes only. Do not throw, hit, kick, or otherwise destroy office equipment in real life. Improper disposal of electronics is hazardous and may violate local laws. Have a tired printer? Automation One will pick it up and recycle it responsibly — please call us instead.
Fictional printer violence. Real printer relief.